I’m in need of guidance…and not from friends. Friends are unreliable, they let you down and Farah said that she’d never even TOUCHED healing crystal in her life. Can you believe it? Uh, instant Visage-Tome unfriend, I say. Honestly, I’m amazed Farah is even alive; I keep telling her to drink Kombucha tea like the
With a name like ‘Champski’, I think it’s pretty obvious that I was born to start a zoo. Champski’s Zoo will be a travelling sensation that keeps audiences entertained while providing homeless animals with comfortable and humane surroundings. Or maybe I’ll keep it grounded in one city, so that the world may flock to me.
I know this may sound rather paranoid, but I think someone’s been looking at my mail. I’ve had this suspicion for a while now, but it’s only in the last couple of days that I’ve got confirmation that someone is taking my mail and potentially constructing the foundation for identity theft. It’s happened once or
Hi Crystal, I’d just like to say firstly that it’s an honour to be featured on your column. Thanks for hearing me out. Here’s my problem: I’m direly unphotogenic. I know a lot of people think they look bad in photos or don’t photograph well, but me, I’m particularly ugly when printed on celluloid. You’re
I’m experiencing quite a significant problem at the moment and was hoping that, through talking to you, I could gain some clarity on how best to deal with the situation. I struggle, and in fact have always struggled, to think clearly in the city. It’s happened ever since I was a girl, but lately I’ve