Something terribly, awfully, obscenely bad has happened. I need help immediately, but as with so many things in life, I find that the usual channels are not much help. If you tell someone that you’ve opened a transdimensional portal in your living room, you get some pretty strange looks. Why, the third plasterer I called

My yoga teacher told me that true self is without form. That’s all well and good, Sahim, but when I’m waking up in the morning and trying to fix my stupid hair, I’m not really thinking about my true self. I’m just thinking ‘golly, this true self lark would be nice if it was on

The time has come for me to leave. I have written this letter a million times in my head and yet as I bring pen to paper I find my hand immovable. The last few months have been the most formative in my life. I have made friends that have shown me there is far

I have always been incredibly supportive of my boyfriend. He has been a real inspiration to me since we started dating so it took me by surprise when he revealed he was nervous to tell me his latest plans. I instantly thought the worst and was convinced that he was leaving me for somebody else.

Oh, Crystal…how I love the earth. As in the ground upon which we stand. Humans were always meant to walk along the ground, and that’s why we were given legs. If you think about it, legs are the perfect tool for ground-travel, and I can back that up with hard science. Swimming is no good.

For all my mad skills, I’m glad you’re here, Crystal. I don’t trust any of those online advice people/agony aunts who proclaim that they have the answers to everything. Sometimes what you really need is someone with their head screwed on right for once. So, I mentioned skills. I tend to pick up things pretty

I’m in need of guidance…and not from friends. Friends are unreliable, they let you down and Farah said that she’d never even TOUCHED  healing crystal in her life. Can you believe it? Uh, instant Visage-Tome unfriend, I say. Honestly, I’m amazed Farah is even alive; I keep telling her to drink Kombucha tea like the

I’m having a problem at the moment. You see, I can’t quite manage to sort out the spiritual energy of my home. I need to have a pure and good environment, otherwise I feel the darker influences I’ve been running from my entire life, so while this may seem silly to some, it’s extremely important

Oh Crystal, I’m so glad someone recommended you to me! I have such questions, so many queries about various things. Various things! So there’s this wise woman who I feel I know quite well, because I read her blog, listen to her audio CDs and have a hand-painted portrait of her actually talking to a

Over the last few months I’ve found myself becoming increasingly frustrated with my work. When I went into palm reading, all those years ago, I thought I’d found my true calling. I knew that this would be a chance for me to use my gifts to genuinely help people, to make a difference in their